* E_Bola must have virgins.
<aedinius> You get none.
<aedinius> Virgins are overrated.
<E_Bola> negative
<E_Bola> i like to make them cry
<aedinius> I've only been with virgins, so uhm ...
<aedinius> hah
<aedinius> I only make them cry when I break their hearts
<aedinius> *sniff*
<E_Bola> rofl
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<i-cs|beast> i am a virgin you can brake my heart </3 !!!!!!
<E_Bola> will you cry when i bust it and pass out after i pound you
<aedinius> I wonder if the girl in my Cal class is a virgin

<aedinius> jez: I'll make a deal for you.
<jez> aedi: ahem?
<aedinius> jez: Send her over, I'll show her how to do it right, and then I'll
+sen dher back
<jez> aedi: keep her.. please?

<poxy-work> she's kinda ugly
<aedinius> poxy-work: yeah
<Damascene> as long as you can brown bag it
<aedinius> Damascene: amen brother

<_Butcher_> see that's the problem
<jez> 'oh lets go out tonight;'
<jez> 'when are we next going out?'
<jez> STAY IN FOR ONCE bitch
<_Butcher_> you need to have sex more, then you'll be less irritated ;)

Ryan: i dont want to get into the Drew, Kim situation

<aedinius> But really, I'm just a sleeping mood.
<aedinius> s/a/in a/
<E_Bola`afk> lol
<E_Bola`afk> i like how you correct your self in the nerdiest way possible

<lammort> heh
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<NerveGas> i bet that's a first
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<aedinius> LOL
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<aedinius> ROFL
<crsr> lol
<Cyrixlag> am i missing something
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<Cyrixlag> oh
<Cyrixlag> someone is bored
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<CO_USA> how's the latina hunt going?
<aedinius> Not well
<aedinius> They're all white
<aedinius> =/
<aedinius> But it's still fun!
<CO_USA> good.
<MarkT-> huh?
<MarkT-> what are you talking about?
* MarkT- is confuzzled again.
<aedinius> MarkT: Latinas ... Hunting ... duh
<ian> haha
<MarkT-> aedinius: for what?
<aedinius> Latinas!
<MarkT-> for what purpose?
<aedinius> Hunting for latinas!
<aedinius> To get em! DUH!
* aedinius rolls his eyes.
<aedinius> Some people.
* MarkT- stares blankly into the channel.
<CO_USA> MarkT-: your sexual IQ needs a quart.
* aedinius stares right back.
<aedinius> a quart? lol
<CO_USA> askmen.com is pretty good
<MarkT-> okay, so you've been hunting latinas but all you've caught are white
+women????
<aedinius> yup
* CO_USA tries to think of a good Green River Killer quote.
<MarkT-> I'm confused... how are you hunting them that you could catch
+something other than what you are hunting for?

<aedinius> hey
<aedinius> you know what
<Pennywise> you're an idiot?
<aedinius> that too
<Pennywise> you're going to say something profoundly stupid that only you
+think is funny?
<aedinius> i need a reason to put my laptop down and go to bed ... go to bed
+for some oomtsa ... you know ... 
<aedinius> oomtsa oomtsa oomtsa oomtsa 
<Pennywise> damn, i'm good

Andrew: for some reason i'm in my best mood if i'm incredibly horny
Andrew: although Brad said I was happier when I was fucking Jenn
Ryan: its true
Ryan: you need to get laid
Ryan: even more then me
Ryan: and I REALLY, REALLY need to get laid!

Ryan: man i love racks
Ryan: they're just great

"Do you wanna like, go make out or something? 'Cause we can, you know, if you want and all ..."
"And you know, I have a car, and like, it has a backseat ... And I got a house with a futon if you'd rather that ..."
"So like, let me know, I'll check for, uh, like a message ... okay?"
"I guess I'll talk to you later, so uh, send me a message. Bye."

<aedinius> mEAt: call me!
<mEAt> that's why I let the machine answer all teh time
* aedinius has a phooooooooooone
<mEAt> uh, no
<Setzer> s/machine/wife/
<mEAt> oh my :)
<aedinius> Setzer: call me!
* aedinius has a phooooooooooone
<Setzer> aedi: I hate phones. I don't call people
<mEAt> aedi: what would we say that we can't say on irc
<aedinius> mEAt: hi
<Setzer> "Your voice sucks! heh" *click*
<aedinius> "Aedrew?" "Steve?" "Hi."
<mEAt> Aedrew?
<aedinius> Steve?
<mEAt> Hi.
<aedinius> Hi.
<mEAt> see, whadaya need phones for

<aedinius> uhm
<aedinius> wtf
<aedinius> rasterbur is broken?
<aedinius> oh no
<aedinius> rasterburn broke
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<aedinius> someone quick
<aedinius> fix it
<aedinius> i gotta save a file
<aedinius> quiiiickkk
<aedinius> noooooooowwwwwwwww....
* aedinius pouts.
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<aedinius> lol
<aedinius> i deleted a small file in home directory so I can save my quotes
+file
<aedinius> god ... i'm sad
<aedinius> maybe i should clean out ~
<aedinius> wait
<aedinius> i don't know what i deleted
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<eddy> ..
<eddy> what do you mean raster is broke?
<eddy> home is full, but i don't konw that constitutes broker
<aedinius> YES IT DOES
<aedinius> I couldn't save my quotes file
<aedinius> okay?!
<eddy> waah waah waah
<aedinius> that means it's broken.
<eddy> moment, let me see what i can zip up
<aedinius> see see
<aedinius> they never came! so they oculd break raster! and then everyone left
+because they broke it!!!
<aedinius> AND THE KITTIE DOESN'T LOVE ME
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+Ritchie
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<aedinius> I'm okay now.

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<CatsMeow-> hey
<CatsMeow-> umm
<CatsMeow-> anybody here?
<aedinius> kittie!!!
<CatsMeow-> yup
* aedinius tackles the kittie
<CatsMeow-> I guess
<CatsMeow-> actually not really
<CatsMeow-> cause
<CatsMeow-> Im just like the cats meow
<aedinius> no no no
<CatsMeow-> not the actual feline...
<aedinius> kittie!!!!
<aedinius> not a frauline(sp?)
<aedinius> freulein?
<CatsMeow-> okay so there are people here
<CatsMeow-> Ill ask my question
<aedinius> no
<aedinius> dont
<CatsMeow-> okay
<aedinius> no kittie ...
<CatsMeow-> umm
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<CatsMeow-> Im doing bit manipulation stuff
<aedinius> kitties and bits ...
<CatsMeow-> and
<CatsMeow-> I basically want to grab the last byte in a integer
<aedinius> kitties and bits: use a bitmask

Kimberly: No you couldn
Kimblery: couldn't*
Drew: Yes, I could
Kimblery: Nuh uh
Drew: Uh huh
Kimblery: Nuh uh
Drew: Uh huh
Kimblery: Nuh uh
Drew: Uh huh
6:35 PM
Kimblery: Nuh uh
Drew: UH HUH
Kimblery: NUH UH
Drew: UH HUH!
Kimblery: nuh uh
Drew: uh huh
Kimblery: nuh uh, Nuh uh, NUH UH!!

Andrew: And last night I was standing in the shower looking at my self, and I realized one important thing:
Kimberly: ?
Andrew: I'm becoming like the main character from American Beauty. Why do I want to work out? I want to look good naked.
Kimberly: Uh huh..
Andrew: Don't you want me to look good naked?
Kimberly: Why would I want you to look good naked?
Andrew: Damn it humor me!

<Mr_Diggler> ....
<Mr_Diggler> aaaaaaand weeeeeeeeeee!
* aedinius tackles Mr_Diggler 
<aedinius> arrrrrrr!

<sX> dood.. have you ever looked in the mirror and tried to do a penis tuck 
<sX> ?
<Mr_Diggler> its very simple looking

<Anal_Leak> no more /k for the love god

Ryan: Just go think of Amy and beat off.

* Ouro feels betrayed by the net
* anac0nda hands Ouro a cookie.
* Ouro feels much better and forgets all about it
* pha points out the cookie is fake
* Ouro ...like in the matrix

<OrngeTide> now honestly there can't be any possible difference between an athlon and an easy bake oven in principal.

# On the topic of piercings
<Cyrix> why do you want to have shrapnel embedded into your flesh
<Cyrix> do you want to look like you fell into a tacklebox?

<Cyrix> so is that a tattoo?
<Cyrix> where did you learn to take pictures from? the Hellen Keller
+foundation?
<Cyrix> or from Mr. Magoo

<Ecks86> nice tits
<Ecks86> ohoh
<Setzer> speaking of nice tits. I got myself a rack! 
<aedinius> Setzer: Personal or Business?
<Setzer> bus
* aedinius wants a nice rack (personal, not business =)
<Setzer> aedi: they have meds that can give you that.
<aedinius> I don't want it on *me*
<Setzer> sure you do.
<Setzer> then you can fondle yourself all day
<aedinius> ...
<aedinius> I do that anyway
<Setzer> WHoa! TMI

(00:04:22) Drew: I think I'm going to bed.
(00:04:30) Kimberly: I'm going to bed too
(00:04:52) Drew: Still don't want to come over?
(00:05:40) Kimberly: I have school in the morning
(00:05:53) Drew: So do I ... 
(00:05:59) Drew: That wouldn't matter. We'd be sleeping anyway.
(00:06:16) Kimberly: I have to get up at 5:30
(00:06:31) Drew: That's fine.
(00:06:41) Drew: We wouldn't be staying up late.
(00:07:09) Kimberly: I need the comfort of my own bed and to see my dog in the morning
(00:07:15) Drew: ...
(00:07:27) Drew: My bed is more comfortable.

<crane> Brinstar: porn is a bad model for "good" sex.
<stryst> crane:  Porn is an excelent model for good sex.
<hiryu_> it works with biology majors

(01:27) bluefaerie007: Sorry to cut our conversation short, but I have to get to bed.
(01:28) Thalumus: Yeah, too bad that has to cut the conversation short (in a perfect world it wouldn't have to)
(01:28) bluefaerie007: I don't get it
(01:28) Thalumus: That might be a good thing
(01:28) bluefaerie007: Ok
(01:28) bluefaerie007: Explain it to me another time.

<aedinius> Hm. I'm gonna head that way nbow. I have 3 mintues until 10 minutes
+.
<aedinius> until 5 minutes
<aedinius> Then she gets down there
<jez9999> oh for fuck's sake
<jez9999> the listening to aedinius's pathetic love plans channel
<jez9999> im outta here
<aedinius> lol
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<aedinius> eww nasty
<aedinius> i figured out what smelled so bad in my old backpack
<aedinius> god
<aedinius> it's bad
<aedinius> there's like a sandwich ...
<aedinius> mum gave me that last semester
<aedinius> *ick*
<jabea> lol
<aedinius> now my calculator is all sticky and crap
<aedinius> gah =/
<bryno> That's nasty

"Does ketchup ever go bad in those packets?"

(01:53:40) Thalumus: OH OH OH I got invited to Amanda's wedding!!
(01:54:07) Thalumus: I plan on hitting on the maid of honor.
(01:54:09) Thalumus: Okay, go ahead.
(01:54:13) Jennifer: lol
(01:54:22) Jennifer: screw her in the coat room?
(01:54:29) Thalumus: If she lets me.
....
(01:57:36) Jennifer: damn.. i needa a coat room....
(01:57:39) Thalumus: ROFL

<flyback-> I DID IT ALL FOR CANOOKIE!
<flyback-> EH?
<flyback-> CANOOKIE!
<flyback-> EH?
<flyback-> SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND KICK THAT YANKEE'S ASS
<flyback-> :p
<zil0g> eh?
<flyback-> limp bizkit canuck remix
= flyback-/#c takes a bow

blackta403ci: im starting to love my car again
blackta403ci: i just need to take the t-tops off more often
Thalumus: I'm starting love Kim again. I just need to take her top off more often.

<arnine> clever google.
<arnine> it can correct your spelling mistakes in the names of porn stars and obscure function calls.

Thalumus: Go ahead, tell me you hate me sometimes.
Thalumus: Or all the time, if that be the case.
bluefaerie007: I never hate you
Thalumus: You should set an example for the rest of my friends. =D

Thalumus: Fear my home made UNIX workstation, crafted from an Athlon powered HP Pavilion, a couple of SCSIs and nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon.
NeoTuxedoM: o-o

Thalumus: So! How are we today?
bluefaerie007: We're sleepy.
Thalumus: Then maybe we should go to bed.
bluefaerie007: We will in a bit. We're waiting for our friend to reply to our email.
Thalumus: Heh, you said "we're" going to bed. =)

You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving one.

bluefaerie007: I love my capris!
Thalumus: Dork.
Thalumus: They look stupid!!
bluefaerie007: And just for that, if we ever do go on a date, I'm wearing my capris!!

<aedinius> mEAt: you have a lovely daughter. =)
<Setzer> mEAt: uh oh.  I thinks you have a new son in law about to happen. (;

<czth> there's always the old maid route (for values of maid beginning with b and ending with itch)

* psidragon looks longingly at her bed.
<psidragon> Now where'd that bugger go?
* aedinius does too.
<aedinius> your bed?
<aedinius> Didn't you just look at it?
<psidragon> I'm thinking of what *should* be in it now, or, more precisely, who. :) 
<aedinius> Ah screw 'em.
<aedinius> "You got it!"
<psidragon> If he's only good at one thing, it's keeping my bed warm. :)
<psidragon> rotflmao

<aedinius> When I clipped that lady, five feet to the left and I'd not be here today...
<psidragon> Yes, but you were 5 feet to the right
<psidragon> Your still here
<aedinius> But for how long?
<x_m_b> until you kill yourself
<psidragon> Who knows? no one.
<aedinius> x_m_b: Thanks for the supporting words. Thank you. =)

"I'm not much for alcohol."
"Alcohol's not much for me."

<aedinius> ahorse is ahorse of course of course unless ahorse is a famous horse, the famous Mr Ed
<ahorse> a horse is a horse of course of course, he drinks the blood of sheep by force, he lives a lifestyle we don't endorse, count Ed the vampire horse

$10 for headphone splitter and extension.
$3 for birthday card.
$27 for birthday gift.
Money can't buy everything, but for everything else there's theft.

<aedinius> Seeking entry-level Lab Tech with heart, soul, dedication and great sense of humor to perform semen analysis.
<noss> i wonder what they do at that place apart from the analysis if they want that kind of people.
<noss> sounds more like someone is looking for a date.
<aedinius> nasty.
<young> can you add your own ingredients to the sauce?
<aedinius> nasty.
<noss> get a job at a artificial insemination clinic and replace all samples with your own semen.
<noss> aedinius and his 185 children.
<aedinius> lol.
<noss> you'd probably be famous and make lots of oil sheiks jealous.
<aedinius> "You got kids?" "Oh yeah."

<aedinius> I had a great time last night.
<Averell> what was her name?

--- Topic for #c is C/C++/ObjC Programming: "i havent studied the rot algorithms yet"
<aedinius> rot?
<DrMonkey> rot.
<aedinius> rot?
<DrMonkey> rot.
<blackcrow> rot!

<aedinius> hi meat.
<mEAt_> morning aedi
<Setzer> hey mEAt
<aedinius> hi Setzer
<Setzer> Hello aedi
<mEAt_> hi Setz
<n9ds> morning mEAt
<psidragon> mornin' mEAt
<aedinius> hey psidragon
<psidragon> mornin' aedi
<aedinius> hi n9ds
<n9ds> Howdy aedi

<Zhivago> nutbar: yes, and can you tell the difference between int, and int *?
<Zhivago> nutbar: as a hint, one has a '*' in it.

<aedinius> OrngeTide: Man cannot live on woman alone.
<Setzer> aedinius: Sure, if you cooked her up... maybe bbq style... 
<Setzer> Then you could live on woman.

"...this lady is tailing my ass down henderson pass so i brake check her and she proceeds to try and floor it around me in the turn lane, so i swerve so she cant get by and she keeps riding my ass, so i pull over like im going into those apartments and she passes me and i get back in the lane, and she accelerates up to like 50 so i follow her down to thousand oaks and she gets a red light and i flash my lights at her and wave and she gets outa the car with her cell phone on her ear and is like, are u trying to scare me? cuz i got SAPD on the phone so i was like, aight, time for fun  so i slam on the Ebrake, vget outa the truck i was like "look bitch, call SAPD for scaring you, i got you for reckless endagerment, exibition of speed and accelleration, speeding in a residential neighborhood, and passing in a turn only lane. what the fuck is your "he tried to scare me" gonna do against that and she turns around and walks back to her car." [A friend of a friend]

Found in a comment in the code of an old high school project, my friend wrote:
"... easier to follow and to end war, bring about world peace, and stop world hunger."

<Mortician> do you know that masturbating
<Mortician> is technically
<Mortician> giving yourself a handjob?
<Mortician> so if you go as far as giving yourself a handjob, does that make
+the question of giving yourself a blow job easier?

On Clerks:
bluefaerie007: This is a very different movie

<chemical> damn
<chemical> jennifer lopez's ass
<chemical> is soo nice
<chemical> i just want to fuck it
<KidSquid> mike: it doesnt buffer them for you ? so if you arent always
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*** chemical has been kicked off channel #C by Setzer (so go do it. [600
+second penalty])
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<mafiaboy> SUP
<mafiaboy> JLOS ASS
<mafiaboy> IS BANGING
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<evildoer_> jlos ass is sweet
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+Setzer
*** evildoer_ has been kicked off channel #C by Setzer (*sigh* [600 second
+penalty])
* aedinius cautions everyone to avoid saying "jlo", "ass", and anythin
+positive in the same sentence.
<Setzer> ./kick #C aedinius you said it!
<Setzer> *giggle*
<Austy> jlo ass baaad
<aedinius> Austy: lol =)
<Setzer> *eyes Austy*
*** Austy has been kicked off channel #C by Setzer (bah what the hell.)


* mEAt <- has no linux skillz and likes it
* DrgdWrkn <- has linux skills but is ashamed of them and hides them well
<Setzer> <- mad l33t lunix skillz.  cept with broken patched kernels
* aedinius <- has linux skills but wishes he didn't have to use them

<NerveGas> aedinius, I'd accuse you of living in a fantasy world, but you're a C programmer so you wouldn't find anything wrong with that

Batshua 613: friend X was telling me about part of why she cut her very long hair.
Batshua 613: "It was getting caught on things."
Batshua 613: "like what?"
Batshua 613: "my boyfriend's penis".

"My blood sugar is going down...and apparently so are you..."

bluefaerie007: Ooooo!!
bluefaerie007: Oh he's so hot!
Thalumus: *twitch* I don't care.
bluefaerie007: I do
Thalumus: I put on a show today.
bluefaerie007: Cool, what kind of show?
Thalumus: Jenn and I were making out in the bed of my friend's dad's truck.
Thalumus: then against the wall of the garage, and then against his car.
bluefaerie007: I didn't want to know that
Thalumus: And I wanted to know some guy was hot?

*** CyrixBorg has changed the topic on channel #c to I'm a bimbo girl, in a bimbo world, i am so elastic, isnt it fantastic?
<CyrixBorg> highlights in my hair, i dont wear underwear...

<czth> like the mathematician and engineer who are put across the room from a beautiful girl and told they can only halve the distance between them, the mathematician quits in disgust - "I can never get there" the engineer is like "I can get close enough"

<aedinius> I can get a job at a tanning place.
* aedinius smiles evilly.
*** aedinius is now known as evilaedi
<mEAt_> maybe you could program the tanning beds to make fancy designs on each
+person's boday
<evilaedi> meat: mmm....=)
<anac0nda> evilaedi: What would you do, baste the tanners every now and then?
+Rotate the spits?
*** evilaedi is now known as aedinius
<aedinius> anac0nda: nah, i think working there might be yummy...
<ClockDVA> aedi: you plan on licking the tanning beds after girls leave?
<anac0nda> aedi: Oh, you mean you're thinking like an 18-year-old male. Got it.
<aedinius> anac0nda: good...
<aedinius> ClockDVA: and the girls if i can get close enough as they walk out.
<ClockDVA> aedinius: k

"There are two types of Professors: those who are conservative and
+lecture based, and those who drink too much caffein in the morning."
	--Dr. John Giggie

<OrngeTide> sauvin, i had some mr chaus. i'm going to be farting in like an hour.
* aedinius askes everyone in the channel to, please, put out any open flames, sparks, etc, in the vicinity
* Batshua lights a match.
* OrngeTide bursts into flames!
* Batshua screams in horror!
* Batshua grabs the fire extinguisher.
<aedinius> Sauvin: heh.
* OrngeTide 's skin is all burnt off.
<OrngeTide> Batshua: if only you were a little faster.
* Batshua calls 911
* OrngeTide smells like bacon.

<PdoX> do it the O(e^(n^n)) way, just to piss off those of us with under 60 THz processors.

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if you hit the curb at 90 miles an hour? I wonder that everytime I drive down Sonterra."

<aedinius> megaton: Do you value my life?
<megaton> aedinius, you are a special case. i dont think you are really alive. just an AI thingy. so no.

"Maybe" is usually an acceptible answer.
"Did you kill him?" "Maybe."
"Did you rape her?" "Maybe."
"Did you cheat on that test?" "Maybe."
"Are you gay?" "Maybe."
Neither yes, nor no, but simply "maybe". (BTW, the correct answers are Yes, No, Yes, and No.)

<Sauvin> Suck my root and taste the LURVE, bitch.
* ophten sucks sauvin's root
* ophten tastes something... but its not love
<aedinius> salty tapioca?
* aedinius hides.

<Meleneth> You have gone insane. That's the only way it can be explained.
....
<kakun-> aedinius : heh, looks fine.
<aedinius> kakun-: Yeah, it works now...
<aedinius> kakun-: It runs perfectly now.
<aedinius> I DID NOTHING
<IanH> Bogons.
* aedinius hits head on table
<kakun-> oh my.
<aedinius> Meleneth was right.
<aedinius> I am going insane.
* aedinius cries now.

LostSoul461: that i can edit to the way i want tit
...
LostSoul461: not tit
...
Thalumus: You don't want tit?
...
Thalumus: You don't want my tit?
LostSoul461: no idon't
LostSoul461: ewwww
LostSoul461: ew
LostSoul461: ew
LostSoul461: ew
LostSoul461: ew
LostSoul461: agh
LostSoul461: no
LostSoul461: we
LostSoul461: ew
LostSoul461: ew
Thalumus: OH BILLY
LostSoul461: ga

Thalumus: I wish you would put on a bikini and wash [cars] with me. =)
VertigoAnima: LOL

<Batshua> I don't touch guys.
<aedinius> I don't touch girls.
<aedinius> Touch is SO an understatement.

"Dude! You are 23 and you are still using a fake ID!"

<aedinius> kawfee: ?
<kawfee> aedinius: ?
<kawfee> aedinius: you want a spankin?
<aedinius> kawfee: not from you?

* Two9A scratches head... how does Tetris work?

<aedinius> you left me!
<aedinius> hehe, a chick left me
<anac0nda> Oh, baby, you know I'd never leave you.
<aedinius> lol!
<anac0nda> (baby in the literal sense. I remind you that I'm 9 years older than you. :)  )

"90% of my family died due to alcoholism. I'm here to make it 91."

"She's not a whore! I don't pay her!"
"Ten bucks a pop."
"You owe me $50."

<Cyr1x> we aren't permitted to set people on fire during the halloween festivities on campus

<Palisade> get your mojo rising!!!!
<Palisade> get your mojo rising
<Palisade> rising rising

<aedinius> /msg OrngeTide hye, can I netsex you?
<OrngeTide> aedinius: PLEASE DO!
* OrngeTide drools.

"A real programmer is one that in which he can stop mid-code, fool around with a girl, and go straight back to line of code and finish it, as though he had never left."

"I don't have them anymore anymore!"

I have your wager!

"In Jonseville, everyone voted, including some gentlemen residing in the cemetery." -- Americo Paredes

"My ego is crushed and my self-esteem has gone to hell." -- Dr. Karam

Thalumus: corolla means "Belonging to one; one's own; individual."
LostSoul461: lol
Thalumus: dodge means "an elaborate or deceitful scheme contrived to deceive or evade"
LostSoul461: hmm
LostSoul461: says alot for my truck
LostSoul461: look up ram
LostSoul461: and than put it with truck
LostSoul461: and add the 3 toghater
Thalumus: hm.
Thalumus: 'decieve, barter, hit'
Thalumus: sounds like marketing.
LostSoul461: or decieve hit barter
LostSoul461: dodge ram truck
Thalumus: you truck is deceptive. you tell everyone it's useful. therefore you are deceiving us. 
LostSoul461: ur corolla is is .......................
LostSoul461: a screw it

<|bob> UNLV CS department has a truly marvelous building: http://www.cs.unlv.edu/research/
<|bob> what research do they do in it?  not much, according to the web site

"I love you, but I love me more, and me wants to live."

"You don't care, but that's okay, because if you did care, I'd get nervous."

<disgrunt_> aedinius:  I love you.
<disgrunt_> aedinius:  Will you have my babies?
<aedinius> disgrunt: If I could have anyone's babies, HELL NO WOULD IT BE YOURS
<disgrunt_> aedinius:  Don't make me cut off your internet access boy.
<aedinius> disgrunt: So when do we start?

* aedi chokes on his coke
<megaton> aedi, stop choking on your cock... erm, i mean coke.

<aedinius> There is a bug byte on my foot. Several in fact.
<maznaz> byte :)
<maznaz> g33k ;)
<aedinius> omg...i didn't realize i did that

<aedinius> setz: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Setz> hey aedinius
<aedinius> setz: how're you?
<SgtUnix> aedinius: ask him "a/s/l/!??!!?!" too
<aedinius> setz: asl!
* Setz is a 127 year old sea turtle from pluto
<SgtUnix> <aedinius> i'm female, 13 yr, always looking for a fun time!
<aedinius> awesome! wanna cyber?
<aedinius> jk =)
<Setz> Nope.  Have to go fix laptop.

[aedinius ~]$ fortune -a
Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the
board.  Especially with  those 14 year-old Valley girls.

<peter--> you have to love foreigners.. "gone for a fag be back in 10 mns"

Jennifer: THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
Jennifer: The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed
Jennifer: The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

Drew: Jessie just reminded me of a guy she knew who wanted to have a sex change and become a lesbian. With her.
Jennifer: that is the scariest story i have ever heard

Jennifer: strawberries always reminded you of sex

Jessie: if I randomly leave, it's the installer.
Jessie logged out.

Mike Pruitt: I think you have issues.

Drew: hm.
Drew: vroom.
Drew: put..put..puter...
Drew: hrm.
Drew: vroom vroom pow puter..putter....
Brad: i 
Brad: oy
Drew: awe fuck.
Drew: what?
Brad: what
Drew: lol
Drew: vroom VROOM whiir *grinding noise* HOLY SHIT
Brad: hmm
Drew: chuga chuga chug.....chuga chuga chuga chug...
Drew: damn it.
Drew: chuga chuga puter putter VROOM VROOM pow pow *grnindg noise*
Drew: WTF FIX THE DAMN CAR
Brad: fix it ur self
Brad: u broke it
Drew: hm.
Brad: here is c4
Brad: fix it
Drew: *tink* chuga chuga vroom .... gugugugugugugugu vroom vroom *pop*
Drew: hm. okay. i give up.
Drew: *KABOOM*
Drew: wee!

<aedinius> I HATE ALL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE YOU MESS WITH MY FUCKING MIND I HAVE NO FUCKING MIND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
--- You have been kicked from #c by Zhivago (no shouting)

<NthJustin> women: bra cup size is inversely proportional to IQ.
<peter--> NthJustin: so you're saying.. if i get smarter, my boobs'll shrink?
<peter--> that's just another excuse for me not to read

<aedinius> ....what should i make my framework for? =]
<dmitri> aedinius, you have no idea why you're writing a C++ class?
<aedinius> dmitri: more or less. =)

<garlopf> heh he is going to be a pc tech, but his printer scares him !!

<aedinius> does aedinius mean pigeon?!
* aedinius has yet to meet someone who knows what aedinius means
<aedinius> i asked two latin teachers and a latin major.
<knave_> aedinius - it means sinus infection
<aedinius> knave_: seriously?
<Kiven> hehe
<-- cLick_ has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<dmitri> well.  better than oedipus.
<aedinius> dmitri: hm..."mother fucker" ?
<knave_> mother fucker
<dmitri> yup
<aedinius> LOL
<knave_> hah

"what are you doing?"
"going over my ntoes for spesh"
"who are you talking to to?"
"jennifer."
"you should be studying."
"i'm going over my notes for spesh."
"you are talking to jennifer."

<Pavius> they're having the old 'my penis is bigger because i use asm and C and not C++' debate. 
<aedinius> my penis is bigger just because it's bigger.
<DarkeD> aedinius : yer penis is in asm ? heh

<OrngeTide> if i had a boyfriend i'd want him to look like aedinius.

<mith> scorpions: umm, no, I'm broke, I have 2 cans of tuna, 1/4th a jar of mayo, and half a plate worth of tator tots, then I'm out of food, so I am most definately NOT rich
* aedinius mixes the cans of tuna with the mayo and puts it on his bread.
* aedinius then tosses the tator tots and eats the tuna/mayo
<mith> aedinius: die, mine

I really, really need a life:

<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i guess jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> rumour has it jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> it has been said that jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i think jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> well, jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i guess jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i guess jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> jennifer is probably aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i think jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> i guess jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> who is jennifer

--> You are now talking on #C-Chat
--- Topic for #C-Chat is Batshua's hard drive is hard again! (she thinks...)
--- Topic for #C-Chat set by Sauvin at Thu May  2 22:35:26
<aedinius> hm.
<aedinius> jennifer
<BatBot> jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> hehe
<aedinius> be aedinius
<BatBot> Jennifer is my girlfriend.

<Batshua> be aedinius
<BatBot> Darcy Darcy Darcy...
<Batshua> literal be aedinius
<BatBot> Batshua: be aedinius =is= <reply> Darcy Darcy Darcy...
<Batshua> oh.
<aedinius> okay, that's a bit old
<Batshua> bleah.
<Batshua> no, batbot, be aedinius is Jenifer is my girlfriend.
<BatBot> okay, Batshua.
<Batshua> oops.
<Batshua> I just did that wrong.
<aedinius> lol
<aedinius> be aedinius
<BatBot> somebody said be aedinius was Jenifer is Batshua's girlfriend.
<aedinius> ROFL
<Batshua> hahaa!
<Batshua> I was afraid of that.
<Batshua> no, batbot, be aedinius is <reply>Jenifer is \my girlfriend.
<BatBot> okay, Batshua.
<Batshua> be aedinius
<BatBot> Jenifer is my girlfriend.

<Pendalar> what is a segmentation fault exactly?
<zxcv> Pendalar, you told the program to touch another program's body parts
<aedinius> zxcv: is the other program hot?
<aedinius> zxcv: is it bad if a program touches another program's body parts if the other program is hot?

<BatBot> aedinius, your girlfriend is honest. a little too honest. and very outspoken.
<aedinius> who is myarray
<BatBot> myarray is probably incredibly mean
<aedinius> who am i
<BatBot> hmmm... aedinius is Batshua's brother.
<aedinius> who is batshua
<BatBot> batshua is an experiment in artificial intelligence by the gov't of Jeruselem, but she doesn't know it.
<aedinius> who is Sauvin
<BatBot> i think Sauvin is a teddy-bear with a twisted mind or the 1337357.
<aedinius> who are you
<BatBot> BatBot is, like, zxcv's loveslave. or stupid
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> aedinius: i haven't a clue
<aedinius> jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<BatBot> gotcha.
<aedinius> who is jennifer
<BatBot> jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend
<aedinius> jennifer is my girlfriend
<BatBot> ...but jennifer is aedinius' girlfriend..
<aedinius> i am aedinius
<BatBot> ...but aedinius is Batshua's brother...
<aedinius> i am batshua's brother
<BatBot> ...but aedinius is Batshua's brother...

<seifried> there is no route to the host. hint: there. is. no. route. to. host

Drew: hm. must find inhaler.
Drew: hey! i found the tv remote! still no inhaler
Jennifer: you lost it?
Drew: no i just can't find it
Jennifer: that means you lost it
Drew: don't get all technical with me
....
Drew: okay i found a part to my Nintendo which is in Alabama...
Drew: well the 64 atleast. somehwere in my garage i have the classic nintendo.
Drew: hey! i know where my inhaler is! [i was going to say the last place i look]
Drew: i found a hacky sack...a pencil...
Drew: my dr.pepper from thursday..

Drew: hm..oops. i just hit the mouse and it clicked on the link for that aphrodisiac thing.
Jennifer: lol
Drew: hm... Aphrodisiac Foods and Recipes
Drew: *BOOKMARK*
Jennifer: okay never are you making food

--- Topic for #c is * Setzer 's plastic spoon digs into aedinius' brain.  <aedinius> Setzer: hahah! can't find it, huh?!

<Pennywise> spiders
<Pennywise> spiders
<Pennywise> SPIDERS
<Pennywise> GET 'EM OFF ME
<Pennywise> THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
<Pennywise> OH GOD PLEASE
<Pennywise> GET THEM OFF ME
<Pennywise> THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE
<Pennywise> *ahem*
<Pennywise> please pass the tp

Jennifer: you say damn too often...
Drew: damn!
Drew: okay..
Jennifer: done now?

Drew: o/~ you were salty as i taste you...take this as an offering, take this as a sign, how much can you take from me? o/~
Drew: hm. okay that first line doesn't fit, it's not a part of the chorus.
Jennifer: i'm not...
Jennifer: oh nvm

<roqsaq> jenkens: After dessert, I will turn the lights down even lower, and we will adjourn to my leather sofa next to my bay window, which overlooks the city lights. Wind will blow through the open window upon your beautiful skin, and you will ask that I hold you. And I will do so. This is how it will go down.
<Habeeb-> Jenkens is a guy

<evilbadz> so we'll say, uhm, you're pretty.
<aedinius> evilbadz's girly is hotter.
<aedinius> she's good in bed, too.
* evilbadz nods
<^Chelsea^> hehe.
* aedinius sex0rs his girly again
<evilbadz> aedinius: she is that
<evilbadz> ;D
<aedinius> evilbadz: yes, i know
<aedinius> evilbadz: =)
* evilbadz stabs aedinius
<^Chelsea^> o.o
<aedinius> evilbadz: you seen office space? picture the dream with the boss boinking jennifer anniston
<aedinius> evilbadz: hehe =)
<evilbadz> hahahaha
<evilbadz> ew
<evilbadz> ew ew ew
<aedinius> 'Um...yeah.....'
<evilbadz> "yeah.... mhm... yep.. thats it.. *slurps coffee*.. mhm..."
<evilbadz> hahahahahhah ;D

Jennifer: are you trying to make me say sorry again?

<megaton> BuggerOff, i bet you have lawn gnomes enslaved in your front yard...
<aedinius> AH!! i want lawn gnomes!! lawn gnomse rock!!
<BuggerOff> Course not. Gnomes are evil.
<BuggerOff> Mine are lawn goblins.
<BuggerOff> Hand painted too.
<megaton> Wazm is the head of a chpater of the Lawn Gnome Liberation Front.
--- You have been kicked from #C by Wazm (opressor)

Wazm: LAWN GNOMES WERE MEANT TO LIVE FREE
Wazm: LIVE FREE OR DIE

<edward> disgrunt, nothing much.. how's the new semester treating you? lot of lookers?
--> ^BadBoy^ (ims@s01i32-0199.no.powertech.net) has joined #c
<aedinius> edward: don't you mean hookers?
<disgrunt> edward:  Pretty good.
<^BadBoy^> ..
<-- ^BadBoy^ (ims@s01i32-0199.no.powertech.net) has left #c
<aedinius> .... did i do that
<disgrunt> aedinius:  They are sex entertainment professionals... not hookers.
<aedinius> disgrunt: ah! sorry!
<disgrunt> err... not sex entertainment.... adult entertainment professionals.

<undone> it's probably triggered by "seen".
<undone> maybe.
<aedinius> hm
* undone pokes the bot.
<aedinius> anyone seen undone
<syhko> aedinius, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
<aedinius> yup
* undone has! undone has!
<aedinius> ooh!!
<undone> I am so smart!
<myarray> aedinius, eh?
<aedinius> anyone seen aedinius
<syhko> aedinius, do you have a split personality? *eg*
* undone beams.
<aedinius> ROFL

<_xor> poorboy: Try to -v me
--- poorboy removes voice from _xor
--- zt gives voice to _xor
--- kiddie gives voice to _xor
--- u9ixbum gives voice to _xor
--- gotbnc gives voice to _xor
--- perlster gives voice to _xor
--- pwd gives voice to _xor

<zxcv> if [ `id -u` != 0 ] ; then export PATH=$PATH:. ; fi
<aedinius> zxcv: geek
<aedinius> zxcv: creep
<aedinius> zxcv: canadian
<aedinius> zxcv: =)
<zxcv> aedinius: lamer, retard, yank
<zxcv> aedinius: :)
<aedinius> zxcv: i'm not a yank, and don't EVEN say you are not canadian
<IanH> A Canadian would never deny being Canadian.
<zxcv> yeah, especially after that humiliating 5-2 win for canada in hockey :)
<aedinius> zxcv: against who?
<zxcv> aedinius: geek
<aedinius> zxcv: canada only has one team?
<zxcv> aedinius: the US

* evilbadz directs his eyes at Cyrix, then the $20 on the table.
* aedinius snatches the $20
* evilbadz jumps on aedinius with a bat
<aedinius> evilbadz: wood or aluminium?
<evilbadz> aluminum
<evilbadz> wont break from the excessive bashing on your skull
<evilbadz> :)

* aedinius dares everyone to hold down WindowsKey+E for a 10 seconds and then
+let go
<AaronWL> aedinius, what does it do?
<evilbadz> i'll do it
<evilbadz> if it crashes me i still have that trojan on your pc, i will exact
+my revenge...
* evilbadz presses
<evilbadz> heheh
<evilbadz> neat
<AaronWL> well, that was interesting.
<evilbadz> like 500 explorer windows opened
<evilbadz> ;D
<evilbadz> in my taskbar "97 Windows Explorer"
<evilbadz> ;D
<AaronWL> thats so elite
<aedinius> evilbadz: LOL
<AaronWL> i ran out of memory
<AaronWL> it was weird
<AaronWL> i had to click "ok" for it a million times
<AaronWL> and then they all exploded.
<mEAty> well that was fun
* evilbadz does it again
<AaronWL> winME = has no skillz
<evilbadz> lets see how many it opens this time

<Setzer> aedinius: Do you like to write documentation?
<aedinius> Setzer: write what?
<Setzer> aedinius: Documentation (=
<aedinius> Setzer: what is that?
<Setzer> aedinius: hrml. but you don't *really* know me well enough probably to do the work.
<aedinius> Setzer: what?
<Setzer> aedinius: nm
<Glammie> aedinius, Setzer was saying how he has a hard time writing documentation.  and I suggested that he needed an assistant to do it for him.
<aedinius> Setzer: do NOT confuse me
<Setzer> aedinius: you are already confused I'm afraid (;

<Jenkens> punkass: chsh
<aedinius> su to root, and then, chsh -s /usr/local/bin/bash
<punkass> thanks again :)
<rjerina> chsh -s /usr/local/bin/bash
<rjerina> oh
<rjerina> ;p
<Jenkens> ok fine! sheesh :P
<aedinius> heh.
* Jenkens detects an echo
* Jenkens yells "chsh minus s slash usr slash local slash bin slash bash" into the grand canyon

<aedinius> die die die die die die die die die 
<Sith-> die?
<aedinius> die die die die die die die die die die die die die 

* wantfood can't type much less figure out what he should type
<Zhivago> want: I hereby declare you insane

* undone wonders how much of IRC traffic is taken up by spelling corrections.
<aedinius> i duno
<aedinius> *dunno
<eddy> 47%
<aedinius> hehe
* undone has no idea what a spleen does.
<undone> a spleen if 47%?
<undone> s/if/is/
<eddy> sure is
<undone> wow.
<undone> sounds important.

<undone> (by "good" I mean "ops" and by "evil" I mean "Dorsey".)

Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy:
        Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have
another drink.

Aedi: i'll say your bf is cute if you say she's hot
Mike Pruitt: Ok, she's hot. : P
Aedi: BAH. I lied. =)
Mike Pruitt: Bitch boy . ; P

Aedi: i have 12 email messages from that annoying system-check thing it did a few mintues ago. 
Jennifer: anything wrong with ur computer?
Aedi: probably, but i didn't read them.

<Swish> Mr. Bear & Mr. Rabbit stumble across a magic lamp one day
<Swish> and when they rub it a genie pops out.  And the genie offers them each 3 wishes.
<Swish> Bear wishes that he could get any female bear in the world.  Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
<Swish> Mr. Bear looks at him funny, then wishes that all of the bears in the world were female, except him.  So Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorbike.
<Batshua> Swish: heh.
<Swish> Mr. Bear looks at him like he's crazy, then wishes that all of the bears were in his forest.
<Batshua> uhoh.
<Swish> Mr. Rabbit starts the bike, and yells "I wish Mr. Bear was GAY!" and rides away

<Saavin> Osama bin Laden found a lamp and rubbed it and was faced with a genie who HAD to grant at least one wish.
<Saavin> So, bin Laden wished he would wake up in bed the next morning with three American women.
<Saavin> When he woke up the next morning, he was in bed with Lorena Bobbett, Ivana Trump and Hilary Clinton.

<Batshua> so there's this arab lost in the desert...
<Batshua> dying of thirst.
<Batshua> when suddenly in the distance he sees something...
<Batshua> so he gathers his strength...
<Batshua> and when he finally gets there...
<Batshua> he sees a genie's lamp.
<Batshua> so.. he rubs the lamp...
<Batshua> and a Jewish genie appears.
<Batshua> so the arab dude is a bit pissed.
<Batshua> and he's y'know... being obvious about it
<Batshua> and the genie says...
<Batshua> you have 3 wishes.
<Batshua> and the arab is like, no way, man.. I don't trust you.
<Batshua> and the genie is like...
<Batshua> who else is there around here?
<Batshua> so the arba says fine...
<Batshua> he wishes for riches.
<Batshua> *poof*
<Batshua> gold everywhere
<Batshua> and for food and drink
<Batshua> *poof* a lavish meal appears...
<Batshua> and then he says...
<Batshua> I want to be white and surrounded by beaitiful women.
<Batshua> *poof*
<Batshua> he turns into a tampon!
<Batshua> and the moral of the story is...
<Batshua> THERE'S ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED.

<DrMonkey> aedinius: become zen.
<aedinius> zen?
<DrMonkey> zen.
<aedinius> zen?
<DrMonkey> zen.

<aedinius> o/~ carry on my song..there will be peace when you're done...lay
+your heavy head to rest...o/~
<undone> aedinius: Congratulations, you offically have horrible taste in music.

<aedinius> jerzei: i'm a dweeb, please date me

Brad: do the rofl
Brad: again
Aedi: ROFLMAO
Brad: lol
Brad: lol
Brad: lol

<OrngeTide> http://rm-f.net/~aedinius/pics/me/aedinius.jpg  <--- very sexy

<aedinius> o/~ when you're a kid and you wanna go wee ; but you ain't got
+drugs, you hold out on your life, and hold onto yourl ittle gonads....and
+strife....~/o

<evilboy> I'm getting the knife that hannibal used to gut that guy in the
+church scene... or whatever..
<evilboy> The english detective.
<Damascus`> evilboy : man, you just ruined the movie for me
<evilboy> nah, that's not the best part. :)
*** Signoff: mEAt (daughter needs the phone)
<evilboy> And it's been out for how long now?
<aedinius> evilboy: the BEST part IS ....
<evilboy> You still haven't seen it?
<evilboy> You slacker.
<Damascus`> evilboy:  does he get to sex0r grrls?
<evilboy> :X
* evilboy will not tell you.
<Damascus`> you already did
<evilboy> No, I didnt.
<Damascus`> from your reactoins
<Damascus`> i can tell
<Damascus`> ;)

Katie: hi
Drew: oh. hi. =)
Katie: i have a question
Drew: go ahead.
Katie: do u still like me?
Drew: well. i barely knew you then, and i know you even less now, but i do still think (from what i can remember) you were (and most likely still are) very beautiful.
Katie: :-D thank you so much. that's so sweet.
Drew: may i ask why?
Drew: (why you asked, not why it's sweet)
Katie: sure
Drew: then w hy? =)
Katie: bc what ur saying is soooo sweet and it's really flattering

<AleksG> Looking for skilled and talented young webdesigners. Msg me, not
+saying "HI" but with Portfolio, Name, Location, Age..thnx 
*AleksG*> HI
<aedinius> *AleksG*> HI
<OrngeTide> >> [ alekSg ] hi
*** El_Brino is now known as Brinstar
<OrngeTide> :)
<aedinius> OrngeTide: =)
* OrngeTide ^5s aedinius.
<voxel> hey OrngeTide
* aedinius ^5s OrngeTide back
<Pennywise> Looking for skilled and talented young girls. Msg me, not saying
+"HI" but with Nude Pictures, Name, Location, Age, Phone Number... thnx
*AleksG* portfolio, age, name, location
*AleksG*> i'm not a web designer. i've above that.


<aedinius> Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

* aedinius wants to take his fresh veggies and slowly munch on them in the corner of his room. alone. no one else. go away.

I have no will to live, I just have nothing better to do.

<Batshua> aedinius is Bloodbeard, The Ruthless, Who Hath Mostly No Mercy or Grace

<Batshua> aedinius: and you don't have to have prune juice in the house...
<DrgdHmstr> CANT TAKE THE RISK OF BOILING THE PEPPERONI MEAT IN ITS MOTHERS
+MILK CHEESE
* DrgdHmstr puts finger down throat
<Batshua> mEAt: you could make the pizza w/o the meat.
<mEAt> I don't think I've ever had matzah
<DrgdHmstr> I had the matzah sticks at dennys
<DrgdHmstr> and Sharis
<mEAt> Drgd: hehe
<mEAt> really?
<aedinius> Batshua: i used to drink prune juice....
<Batshua> aedinius: that shit is NASTY
<aedinius> no it's not...
<Batshua> aedinius: it doesn't even LOOK drinkable
<mEAt> it gives you the runs doesn't it
<aedinius> mEAt: no
<aedinius> mEAt: it just makes it flow "freely"
<mEAt> yeah, the runs
<aedinius> no! not the runs!
<aedinius> it's like fiber. 
<mEAt> :)
<DrgdHmstr> it just makes him not have to birth it


<kuru> ahh
*** kuru is now known as kuru-high
<kuru-high> this tastes like mango..
<aedinius> kuru made a stop in columbia.
*** Raydogg is now known as RaydoggX
<kuru-high> aedinius, actually this is straight from Vancuver(sp?)
<aedinius> columbia has the best drugs. the best cocaine, the best caffeine,
+and god knows what else.
<Wazm> no.
<Wazm> columbia's coffee sucks
<dave--> cigars ?
<aedinius> Wazm: i dunno, i never tried any (afaik)
<Dorsey> columbian girlz = horny
<aedinius> dave--: no, that's cuba
<kuru-high> aedinius, I don't care for that -- if it ain't green it's no good
+for me ;)
<Wazm> then how can you claim its the best?
<aedinius> Wazm: bah. nevermind. i was joking.
<Wazm> by the same logic, I must conclude you are a cocaine addict

<Sauvin> Who's worried about justifying it? Dorsey won't stay banned anyway.
<Sauvin> he might be a pain in the ass, but he's OUR pain in the ass.
<Dorsey> Sauvin, why is that?
<Dorsey> Sauvin, cool. :)
<Sauvin> Basically, Dorsey, because you're harmless.
* dave-- is a pain in dorsey's ass :)
<Dorsey> dave--, no not really. you're the brown stain in my underwear.

<myarray> wazm, please kick him
*** Dorsey has been kicked off channel #C by Wazm (Wazm)
*** Dorsey (~clemenza@sc-66-27-18-29.socal.rr.com) has joined channel #c
<Dorsey> jeezzuuzz
*** Dorsey has been kicked off channel #C by Wazm (Wazm)
*** Dorsey (~clemenza@sc-66-27-18-29.socal.rr.com) has joined channel #c
<Dorsey> heheh
<myarray> wazm, thanks :)
<eddy> lol
<myarray> lol
*** Dorsey has been kicked off channel #C by Wazm (Wazm)
<aedinius> lol. one more time!
*** Dorsey (~clemenza@sc-66-27-18-29.socal.rr.com) has joined channel #c
<Wazm> any more requests?
<Dorsey> why you &%$##@@@
<Dorsey> hehe
<aedinius> one more time!
<Dorsey> hmmmm
*** Dorsey is now known as GodF4ther
<Mortician> wazm: how do i make it on rm-f.net so that people can see the
+contents of a dir?
*** Mode change "+o Saovin" on channel #c by algorithm
<aedinius> Mortician: make the index .
<GodF4ther> bonasera....bonasera....what have i've ever done to make you treat
+me so disrespectfully?
<Mortician> aedinius?
*** GodF4ther has been kicked off channel #c by Saovin (Nope.)
<aedinius> Mortician: just a sec. 
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<GodF4ther> heheh
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*** mEAt has changed the topic on channel #c to <aedinius> poorboy: i have a
+huge one too

<aedinius> i can't until they make the holodecks like from startrek
<Swish> it would be a pod game, just like they have at dave'n'busters
<aedinius> i would so abuse those things
<Swish> lol
<nbsp> Hahaha
<PsychoOne> heh
<nbsp> aedinius... :D
<Swish> holodecks.. yes.
<PsychoOne> man
<Swish> that would be too cool :)
<PsychoOne> I would so not be motivated to go out and interact with real
+people anymore
<nbsp> I want sex robots like in AI.
<aedinius> i would stay in it the whole time
<Swish> hahah
<nbsp> PsychoOne, heheh...
<aedinius> "yes, i want a really really hot chick, really really naked"
<Swish> hahahah

> pid 895 (tar), uid 0 on /: file system full
> Dec 18 20:52:17 artemis last message repeated 933 times

aedinius ~$ /usr/compat/linux/bin/uname -a
Linux artemis 2.2.12 FreeBSD 4.4-RELEASE #0: Wed Nov 14 21:11:16 CST 2001
    aediniu i386 unknown

<aedinius> megaton: so why you need a new wife?
<megaton> aedinius, my old one is broken.
<aedinius> megaton: you shouldn't be so rough with her. not all women can handle tha =)
<aedinius> megaton: she's like an expensive car: they're fast but you gotta be easy with them or they break down

<AaronWL> #c owns #c++
<AaronWL> #c maintains a generally anti-clue free status.. this seems rare.

<Sauvin> o/~ one little two little three little fuckheads, four little five little six little shitheads... o/~

*** Signoff: AaronWL (I love you.)
<aedinius> AaronWL, I do NOT love you.

<KingDorsy> How are my CyberFriends doing this fine afternoon? =)
<KingDorsy> aedinius, how are you man??
* KingDorsy hugs aedenius
<aedinius> KingDorsy: good.
<KingDorsy> aedinius, good.
* aedinius is honestly freaked out.
* KingDorsy hugs aedenius again
<KingDorsy> i lvoe you man
*** Signoff: Neil- ("")
<aedinius> good! now you just stay on /that/ side of the channel.

<AaronWL> shes hot
<AaronWL> hot hot ohot hoto ohotohtohothot

<AaronWL> that has to be the cutest thing ive ever seen in my entire life.
<aedinius> AaronWL: heh, darcy > that bish =)
<AaronWL> me and you are going to fight

<Wazm> the megaman 3 theme increases my intelligence, problem-solving
<Wazm> For the 3 minutes of this mp3, of which I play on continuous loop, I'm
+able to code madly good.

<Batshua> ye can't leave this ship
<Batshua> not unless ye walk the plank
<aedinius> darcy can walk my plank.
* Batshua chases aedinius down the plank.
<Batshua> Jump.
<aedinius> heh, sure =)
<Batshua> aedinius: you're dead.

<DrgdHmstr> Goes a long way towards explaining why you have the worldview of a retarded gopher.

* rkeene is in a very somber mood from listening to a carefully constructed
+series of musical selections
* aedinius is in a somber mood due to italian goth metal and a lack of caffeine
<Zhivago> aedinius speaks from personal experience - better living though
+chemistry


<AaronWL> Batshua, violent pr0n?  what could that possibly be?
<Zhivago> porn involving violence
<Zhivago> obviously

*** Glammie has changed the topic on channel #c to C is for Sex.
<Batshua> Glammie: no it's not.
*** Glammie has changed the topic on channel #c to C/C++ Programming - C is
+for Cookie, which is a symbol for Sex.
*** Signoff: meeep (Idle time limit exceeded)
<Glammie> I did it all for the cookie..  uh.. the cookie.
*** Saavin has changed the topic on channel #c to C/C++ Programming - C is for
+Cookie, which is a symbol for Sex.. Sauvin will collect your cookies.
*** Batshua has changed the topic on channel #c to C/C++ Programming - C is
+for Cookie, which is like a donut, which is a symbol for Sex.
*** Signoff: snibril (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
* Batshua laughs insanely
* Glammie hides from the oncoming legions of donut-fuckers.
<Batshua> Joshua, get back in the closet!
<aedinius> C is a symbol for sex?
<Saavin> Actually, a doughnut is a vagiform symbol, which is why police are so
+addicted to them.
*** Batshua has changed the topic on channel #c to C/C++ Programming - <Cookie
+Monster> C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.

<jerzei> hi disgrunt!
<jerzei> i love you!
* jerzei tackles disgrunt
* disgrunt slowly backs away from jerzei
<disgrunt> jerzei scares me.
* jerzei points and laughs
<jerzei> yes
<jerzei> i try :D
<Swish> wooo, nice
<Swish> looks like a pharoah ;)
* aedinius never gets tackled by jerzei =/
<jerzei> huh
<Swish> (the profile.. the first pic)
<jerzei> tackling is bad
* jerzei hugs aedinius
<aedinius> tackling is great. =)
<jerzei> big hugs
<OrngeTide> i like jerzei, she scares disgrunt!
<jerzei> hi OrngeTide
* jerzei hugs OrngeTide
<disgrunt> OrngeTide:  Don't make me hurt you.
<aedinius> OrngeTide!!
<Swish> jerzei, who made this?
<jerzei> me!
<Swish> cool
<OrngeTide> disgrunt, please hurt me!
<OrngeTide> jerzei!
<OrngeTide> aedinius!
<disgrunt> Ooh... OrngeTide is masochistic.
<jerzei> OrngeTide, do you wanna see my pot?
<OrngeTide> disgrunt, oh baby. :P
<OrngeTide> jerzei, hrm.. what kind of pot?
<jerzei> coil
<jerzei> heh!
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<disgrunt> I want to smoke your pot.
<Swish> jerzei, I like the glaze
<jerzei> it's raku
<Swish> it's rainbowy
* Swish likes that

SadisticButrfly: man, you still cute as ever
Thalumus: what? you expected otherwise?

About Limp Bizkit:
<Wazm> another reason why I don't like them -- one of the band members egged
+me
<Wazm> as I was walking to a phone booth
...
<dmitri_> wazm: next time, throw a brick at the fuckers
<Wazm> I didn't realize what had happened.
...
<Wazm> dmitri: A speeding truck drove by, I was hit by something, took me
+another 3 seconds to figure it out, and by then, they were gone.

sweetrae15: i give up
Thalumus: what happened?
sweetrae15: nothing
Thalumus: well then don't give up.
...
Thalumus: well...depends on what you're giving up and whether it's to me.
...
sweetrae15: lol

<Wy4tt> disgrunt_: how's the foot?
<disgrunt_> Wy4tt:  Much better but still not back to normal.  I can move my
+toes at least. =)
<Wy4tt> disgrunt_: so what did they say at the hospital?
<nbsp> digrunt_, hmm, what happened to it? Was it shoved deeply inside your
+mouth?
<disgrunt_> Wy4tt:  They said it's fine.
<disgrunt_> nbsp:  Actually it was deeply rooted up your ass.

* cwilbur duct tapes over drgdhmstr's mouth.
* DrgdHmstr attempts to loosen the duct tape by immersing his head in water for long periods of time
* DrgdHmstr remembers that breathing air is a Good Thing(tm)

<aedinius> asukuil took the gay test. =)
<NeoWolf> What'd he get?
<aedinius> 64% =)
<aedinius> He's gayer than you!
<aedinius> I took it and got 20% =P
<NeoWolf> So you're less gay than the average straight guy.
<NeoWolf> That just means you're too mean for girls to like. ; P
<NeoWolf> j/k
<aedinius> WOO!

<AaronWL> wait.. are there like girls in #c that someone forget to tell me
+about!?
<cwilbur> aaronwl: yes, there are girls in #c.
<AaronWL> cwilbur, how did that happen!!
<AaronWL> cwilbur, did you have anything to do with this?
<dave645> girls dont go on geek channels
* AaronWL kisses cwilbur

*** Signoff: [Darling] ($ Stress: When you wake up screaming and then realize
+you have not fallen asleep)

<nbsp> is Swish in lurve?
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<AaronWL> whats a lurve?
<nbsp> gushy stuff
<AaronWL> thats whats #c needs
<AaronWL> a full complement of females!
<nbsp> what's that AaronWL?
<nbsp> AaronWL, no, too many of us are gay.
<AaronWL> theres tons of teens in here
<AaronWL> we could get all kinds of net dating going on
<AaronWL> tell me that would not make this channel twice as interesting.

<xSAINTx> will you help
<xSAINTx> ???
<xSAINTx> is he smoking crack
<aedinius> which one?
<aedinius> i think most of them are.
<xSAINTx> lol
<aedinius> if they have a @, they are smoking crack.
<xSAINTx> lol you once had an @ 
<xSAINTx> :-|
<aedinius> SSH. No one is supposed to know that. =P
<xSAINTx> lol
<xSAINTx> it was a crisis
<aedinius> Yup. =)
<aedinius> In an emergencies, always smoke crack.
<xSAINTx> lol

<zxcv> best way to keep from being suicidal is not listening to zhivago and aedinius, THEY are the lunatics :)

<maneo> grep;touch:finger:finger:strip:unzip:mount -t wet /dev/girl:fsck:fsckfsck:yes:yes:zip:sleep

<zxcv> rfx, you need to decide if you're going to use C or C++. personally,
+i'd start with C, then move to C++
<zxcv> but that's me
<zxcv> aedinius went from C++ to C :)
<cwilbur> yeah, I concur -- pick one, learn it well, and then learn the other
+one.  don't try to learn them both at once.
<Para-dox> and it made him lustful for little girls
<zxcv> and that's why we give him the strange look sometimes :)
<cwilbur> para-dox: no, that was puberty.
<zxcv> hehe

* aedinius wonders why he feels more at home in #C than he does with his
+friends.
<somatose`> aedinius: do you friends talk to you in writing?
<aedinius> somatose`: No.
<somatose`> aedinius: do they cause blinks in bbppp?
<aedinius> somatose`: I wish.
<somatose`> aedinius: do they hvae unique names like.. somatose?
<aedinius> somatose`: Yes they do.
<somatose`> aedinius: that is why, my confused friend.. that is why
<somatose`> oh..
<somatose`> well.. exclude question 3

<somatose`> If I have to choose between programming c and calculus when
+intoxicated, c would win every time. This, of course, is because I *know* you
+should never drink and derive.

<aedinius> Why aren't any of my friend's online at 2:30 AM??
<somatose`> aedi: because, unlike you, they are probably doing something more
+exciting.. like... umm.. ya know.. er.. something 
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<somatose`> aedi: I got it! they are proba.... nevermind

<Psion> -{[ jerzei ]}- <-- jerzei is in the Naughty Cage

<Wazm> damnit!
<aedinius> Wazm: What'd you do?
<Wazm> both pairs of khakis I own today decide to have buttons come flying off.
<Wazm> This leaves with 0 wearable pants.
<aedinius> Don't feel bad. I don't have any clean clothes.
<Wazm> No.
<Wazm> I have no pants.
<Wazm> None.
<myarray> wazm, should we know?
<aedinius> Go buy more clothes.
<aedinius> =)
<aedinius> Or get a needle, some string, and fix those.
<Wazm> You see, this now presents a problem.
<myarray> wazm, grab aedi's pants
<Wazm> No, you don't understand.
<Wazm> The buttons *broke*
<_Butcher_> wazm: use an old piece of rope to hold them up
<aedinius> HAHA.
<_Butcher_> and go buy more
<Wazm> That's I get for the bargain rack.
<Wazm> No, that doesn't work.
<_Butcher_> you only own 2 pairs in total? jeez
<Wazm> Sigh, how fast can GAP deliver.
<_Butcher_> not fast enough my son ;)

<_Butcher_> aedinius: swish will fuck anything that moves
<Swish> lol
* aedinius holds perfectly still



* aedi remembers before /bk Dorsey was enforced.
<GodF4ther> what?
<GodF4ther> what do u remember?
<GodF4ther> =)
<Wazm> Oh.
<Wazm> Do you need a reminder?
*** Mode change "+o Wazm" on channel #c by trigraph

<AaronWL> i had a brilliant revelation about Zhivago during my time away from
+this channel.
<AaronWL> being that, Zhivago is exactly like bugs bunny.
<Zhivago> I don't have hairy ears
<Aegis> Zhiv: Be glad, it makes shaving a bugger.
<AaronWL> Zhivago always has that calmness and eliteness about him that bugs
+bunny does.. but never really says it.  you never see bugs bunny walk up to
+the hunter guy and say "im 31337 ph34r m3" but everyone knows he is all the
+same.
<mEAt> I have hairy ears, it comes with age
<mEAt> it leaves the top of your head and goes south to your ears
<mEAt> kinda like old ppl do when they move to florida

<fscka> i see an open oppurtunity at a vi/emacs war
<fscka> but i'm just going to pass.
<DrgdHmstr> fight! fight! fight! fight!
<fscka> :>
<DrgdHmstr> come on. fight! I'll give you a dollar.
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<DrgdHmstr> a real us dollar, you know you want it.
*** Signoff: zop^away (Idle time limit exceeded)
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<DrgdHmstr> come on, this thing is probably worth like twice that in your
+country.
<DrgdHmstr> how can you pass that up
<fscka> heh
<fscka> a US dollar is worth $2 in the US?
<fscka> holy hell, why wasn't i aware?

<Swish> can you hit "print screen" and then get into a paint program, paste it
+, and send me a .jpg of what you're seeing?
*Swish*> To all the people that don't know how to do a screenshot. =P
*Swish* ehhhhh you neeeeeever know :)
*Swish* it's not obvious that windows can do that
*Swish* some people just don't connect it :)

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+#C
<Swish> heh waiting on what?
<PsychoOne> DrgdHmstr: don't say it.

<PsychoOne> Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in
+your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When
+you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do.
<PsychoOne> Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family,
+you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happended to my
+twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. 
<PsychoOne> The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends
+from highschool becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery
<PsychoOne> You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you
+have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because
+you can't hear it anyway. 
<PsychoOne> Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start
+eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. 
<PsychoOne> And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for
+the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" 
<PsychoOne> By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up
+babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call
+mama. Any questions?

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Thalumus: 104.5 RIGHT NOW
Thalumus: TURN ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW
Thalumus: 104.5
Thalumus: NOW DAMN IT NOW NOW NOW
Hawk1880: why?
Hawk1880: ok
Thalumus: Led Zeppelin. =]
Hawk1880: oh

<cout> sauvin is old enough to be my...
<cout> really big brother.
<Sauvin> REALLY big.
<OrngeTide> sauvin is old enough to be my uncle that touches me funny.
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<aedinius> ot, he IS your uncle who touches you funny
<OrngeTide> LOL

Hawk1880: he tried to pry open a Thinkpad with a screwdriver
Thalumus: oh no....
Hawk1880: he was trying to get to components behind the keyboard
Thalumus: those are the EASIEST cases to open
Hawk1880: well it was a joke, you should've seen him.
Hawk1880: He had a screwdriver wedged in there trying to pop the thing open
Thalumus: You use the same switches as you used to open the lid
Thalumus: you played a joke on him?
Hawk1880: yeah I reccomended that to him and he tried after about 15 more unsucesful seconds
Hawk1880: no I didn't play any joke on him
Hawk1880: some kid had a thinkpad that needed to be repaired and he took the job
Hawk1880: he also said that if you took out the hard drive on a laptop it might erase the data on it
Thalumus: um........
Thalumus: no..........
Hawk1880: yeah remember? the hard drive is volatile memory
Hawk1880: =P

<Sauvin> The problem with Dorsey is that when his Xanax level gets too low,
+he's impossible to tolerate.
<Sauvin> Disgrunt, near as I can figure, has delusions of being.

<Sauvin> Penis size is inversely proportional to a voluntary dependence on
+Windows _and_ SUV size :>

* jerzeii has been married 3 times
<jerzeii> no divorces!
<shackbu> 3 times, fuck
<Wazm> eeps
<Wazm> matricide?
<megaton> jerzeii, you are only 16. be silent girl.

Y-it: hazah!!!  dinner!!!
Y-it: gt
Y-it: g

<juri_> ALL MY BOXEN ARE SPARC.. 
<Glammie> ALL YOUR SPARC ARE BELONG TO US
<Batshua> base!
<Batshua> I'm fine now
<Batshua> just another AYB moment
<aedinius> Batshua: third base =)
<Batshua> no!
<Batshua> never steal home
<Batshua> that's just wrong
<aedinius> but she liked it =)
<Batshua> plus it's illegal
<Batshua> oh shut up
<Batshua> that's not the issue
<Batshua> never steal a base
<Batshua> aedinius:  NO BASE STEALING!  K?

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<jonnyq> can someone help me out with a little programming question?
<aedinius> jonnyq: wusabi! shoot.
* aedinius screams
<aedinius> YOU SHOT ME.

<aedinius> #include<sys/types.h> #include<signal.h> int main(void) { kill(1,9)
+; return 0;}
<aedinius> man 7 signal is interesting
<aedinius> SIGBUS. SIGPOLL. SIGSYS. =)
<andy> SIGFOOD
<aedinius> SIGIDIOT
<DocHoliday> SIGCHIC
<gp> SIGARLM
<aedinius> SIGLAY
<gp> SIGSEGV,SIGINT
<DocHoliday> SIGROFL
<d-aliegri> SIGSTOP is fun.
<aedinius> hehe.
<DocHoliday> SIGNUKE
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<aedinius> SIGWANK
<scandal> DocHoliday:   #define _GNU_SOURCE 1
<andy> SIGOSAMA
<gp> Mental note: Don't mess around with sleep(), alarm() and SIGARLM.
<gp> -D_GNU_SOURCE
<d-aliegri> gp: but thats fun stuff.
<aedinius> rm /bin/laden
<DocHoliday> scandal : ....compiling.....w/ -D_GNU_SOURCE.....
<aedinius> that was funny.
<aedinius> hm.
<andy>  /bin/laden: No such file or directory.
<DocHoliday> rofl
<d-aliegri> thats cause he's hiding in /usr/afghanastan/
<DocHoliday> his account has been suspended
<andy> heh
<aedinius> rm /usr/afghanistan/bin/laden
<d-aliegri> damn...
<gp> only his symmlink is in /usr/afghanastan. he is really in a cronjob
+waiting to be exec 'd :)
<d-aliegri> 11:30 already.
<andy> killall taliban && rm -rf /usr/afghanistan/criminals/
<d-aliegri> hmm
<d-aliegri>  /usr/afghanistan/.base_camp/bin/laden
<d-aliegri> the base camp is hidden ;)
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<DocHoliday> cat cruise_missle | /usr/bin.laden

<aedinius> why does it say never use tmpnam?
<Batshua> aedinius: never use WHAT?
<aedinius> Batshua: tmpnam()
*Batshua* I swear to bob I thought you said never use tampons


Jeff: The closest you've ever come to a pussy is coming out of one.
Ryan: Fuck you!
Jeff: Unless you were a C-Section baby, then it really sucks.

<Psion> Guys, help me study for my test!!! I need to remember that "computers
+encode information as bits, generally organized as sequences of bytes"
<disgrunt> Psion:  Just remember to shit in a hat in front of Mat.
<Sauvin> Shit on a CAT in the hat in front of Mat.
<myarray> dont tell psion to shit 
<disgrunt> Shit on a cat in the hat in front of Mat with Pat.
<disgrunt> myarray:  Why not?
<czth> and a fat rat with a bat
<myarray> psion might have nuclear shit that can blow you up

<ah-zeep> FxMulder, sounds like it's of no use. rm -rf * :)
<aedinius> rm -rf /
<aedinius> dd if=/dev/zero of=/KERNEL
<breadfan> if=/dev/zero of=/dev/da0s1a :)
<aedinius> breadfan: =)
<aedinius> breadfan: device not configured =)
<Shill> aedinius: breadfan I tried all the commands you said and now my box is
+beeping weirdly

Thalumus: i slept during the senior meeting. 
Katie: lol cool
Thalumus: then i didn't do much during classes.
Katie: cool
Thalumus: i'd already finished just about all of my work
Katie: lol cool
Thalumus: what'd you do?
Katie: got fucked in the bathroom
Katie: j/k
Katie: lol

<somatose`> #if sizeof(int) == 32
<somatose`> ?
<zdv> that's a big int
* aedinius wants 32 byte ints. 
<aedinius> could you image the numbers we could have!?!
<somatose`> aedinius: wait.. wait.. no.. it's not funny
<somatose`> =P

<aedinius> lol! i just interrupted a conversation my friend was having on aim
+"not right now". i wonder who and why he was saying that to. =)
<somatose`> aedinius: possibly his gay lover? or wait.. no.. it couldn't have
+been.. just another common day comment?
<aedinius> somatose`: he said "ruth"
<aedinius> somatose`: code name for his gay lover
<somatose`> yes.. ruth is a common code name amongst gay lovers
<somatose`> of course.. I'd know

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